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May. 27th, 2008 @ 05:35 pm
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My landlord painted all of the doors on our building white except one, which he painted red.
Does anybody have any black paint they can spare? I think we all know what needs to be done. |
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• There are 5 houses that are each a different colour.
• There is a person of a different nationality in each house.
• The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the same drink.
• The question is. “Who has the fish?”
CLUES
1. The British man lives in the red house.
2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The green house is to the left of the white house.
5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a cat.
11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes Dunhill.
12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house.
15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbour that drinks water.
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I ate Thankgiving dinner with Borat, I swear to fucking god. |
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Aug. 18th, 2007 @ 09:41 pm
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b.k.a. Floyd is home. I'm in love. |
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All of the pups from the last litter were adopted out, but luckily another group came through really quick, and this time I reserved one ahead of time:
http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=8992665
These guys were scheduled to be euthanized at an animal control center before my shelter rescued them for adoption.
I'm super excited and I'm going tomorrow to buy the crate and his food and all that good stuff. If his personality is the way the volunteer described it, he's coming home with me Friday night!
Isn't he awesome? |
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I just submitted an application to adopt one of these little buggers (there are actually three siblings):
http://images.rescuegroups.org/fullsize/s55a258402m448894.jpg
If they give me the ok I'm gonna drive out to Vernon Hills tomorrow night and meet them! |
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Jul. 16th, 2007 @ 12:01 am
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Jul. 4th, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
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Why not celebrate your country's independence by blowing a small piece of it up? |
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Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 09:08 am
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What the fuck is this, fuck with J day? |
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Mar. 7th, 2007 @ 09:38 pm
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To the bestest girl in my life:
More:
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Changes afoot, mark my words. |
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Dec. 25th, 2006 @ 11:34 pm
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Nov. 26th, 2006 @ 10:39 pm
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five of the best days of my life... |
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Oct. 30th, 2006 @ 11:50 pm
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I'll miss you guys.
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Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 03:01 pm
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In high school my two best friends were Mike and Rick. Rick liked vampires the best, Mike liked werewolves, and I liked zombies.
Mike was the crypt keeper and I was the grim reaper. We used to bust rhymes. |
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Shotgun blast to the abdomen only makes her angrier.
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